You Think You’re A Bro? Check This Guy Out.

(CBS/AP) PORT RICHEY, Fla. – Police say a Tampa Bay area man ordered a beer at a bar, left to rob a bank nearby, and then came back to finish his beer.

Fifty-two-year-old John Robin Whittle was arrested at the Hayloft Bar on Thursday afternoon, according to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies say he’s the man who robbed a Wells-Fargo bank branch earlier after he had stopped at the bar for a refreshment.

A bartender at the establishment said Whittle ordered a beer, disappeared for about 30 minutes and then returned to his beer. Police say they arrested him at the bear about 10 minutes after he left the crime scene at the bank.

Whittle remains in jail on a $10,000 bond.

For some reason, this guys face is the exact picture that popped in to my head when I came across this story, and bang, there it is. He’s the dude that you’re crazy divorced Aunt brings to a family party to make it look like she has a boyfriend, the type that looks clean at first but once you get him a drink he turns in to Jack Nicholson in The Shining and goes ape shit on your grandma.

Honestly though, is there not a more swag way of goin’ out? You start drinking, decide to a bank and immediately have to go back and finish off the warm Labbatt Blue with Trudy the 60 year old stripper. Gotta say it, this guy is an absolute warrior, he will always be a thug, and he will spread his white trash ways throughout his county.

Merry Fuckin’ Christmas John Robin Whittle, we’re working on your bail up here in the Upstate man.

VS.

Shave the beard and it’s pretty close…

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Hahahaha… He Made A WNBA Lesbian Joke.

“A local sports talk radio show host apologized on the air Wednesday for anti-gay remarks he made while discussing women’s professional basketball.

Bruce Jacobs of WTMM (104.5 FM) called two WNBA teams the “Los Angeles Lesbians” and the “Phoenix Dyke-ury” during Tuesday’s broadcast. The teams are actually named the Los Angeles Sparks and Phoenix Mercury.

“My comments yesterday were ridiculous, stupid and amateurish,” Jacobs said Wednesday during a 10-minute apology. “I apologize for even uttering the comments, whether you heard them or not, whether you were offended or not.”

A Facebook page created to “Get ESPN Radio’s Bruce Jacobs OFF of the Air for Gay Slurs” had received more than 50 likes by Wednesday night.

Jacobs said in a phone interview he didn’t think he should be fired.” (TU)

“My names Bruce.” “Hiiiiiii Bruce”

Congrats man, you made a joke about something everyone and their grandma can make a joke about. WNBA jokes are like making jewish or black people jokes. There’s so many out there and anyone can make them. Wait……… Dyke-ury? That is what you came up with to replace Mercury? Your kidding me right… taking back what I said before about everyone and their grandma can make a WNBA joke… that was fucking horrendus! Holy shit… thats like missing a wide open lay-up (better WNBA joke) Bruce my friend… do less, do less!

My biggest problem with this is why they hell are you talking about the WNBA… You have a SPORTS talk radio show and you are filling it up with non-sports let alone shitty non-sports jokes. Listen, Im not here to tell you how to do your job or get listeners or anything… but you might have a better career talking about some NFL, maybe the NBA coming up, College Basketball? Ya know something that people would care to listen to. So you should be very sorry… just for a different reason.

Kanye West Handles Fan Throwing Business Card On Stage Like A Real Professional

Kanye definitely didn’t over react here. I mean if someone throws the business card on stage, the most logical thing to do is to throw a whole section of people out where you think it maybe came from. Can’t take any chances. You got to be careful with throwing business cards. Kanye’s up on stage every night risking his life. Putting his life on the line. A true American hero.

Pick Up Basketball Game Leads To Violent Scissor Attack

“NEW YORK –  A 15-year-old boy was repeatedly stabbed in the head by a seething, scissor-wielding classmate Tuesday over a basketball game at a New York high school, authorities and witnesses said.

The victim, Alfredo Allen — who attends the HS for Service & Learning at the former Erasmus High School site — was in critical condition and undergoing emergency surgery, officials said.

“When he fell, I saw the blood all over the floor. I thought he was dead,” said shaken witness Kimberly Davis, 15.

Allen’s crazed attacker, Chevoy Nelson — a 16-year-old student at The HS for Youth and Community Development, which is also housed on the site — plunged the sharp cutting tool into his skull and neck between four and seven times around 12:30pm as shocked students looked on in horror, school officials and witnesses said.

Allen was rushed to Kings County Hospital while Nelson was arrested, police said. Charges are pending.

A fight had broken out as the two teens were shooting hoops during lunchtime in a gym shared by the separate high schools, students said.

The attacker allegedly shoved the victim, and the victim retaliated by punching him in the face, student witnesses told the New York Post.

The attacker walked off the court but returned moments later — allegedly with a weapon.

“He disappeared and came back with scissors,” said Maurice Warner, 16.”

 

So, we found Gilbert Arenas’ old high school I guess.

First off, who the fuck allows kids from the HS for Service and Learning and the HS for Youth and Community Development to be near each other at all? You’re begging these kids to go ape shit on each other…one school they learn how to service vending machines for a living and the other you learn how to run a shitty Boys and Girls club.

Talk about bystander effect…tryin’ to tell me that none of those kids from those schools weren’t packin’ some heat? Callin’ bullshit..some one out there had to have had some way to fuckin stop the kid.

“When he fell, I saw the blood all over the floor. I thought he was dead,” Huh..you thought he was dead? No shit…

Deepest sympathy from the Upstate crew to the victim..

PS- We didn’t know that a 3 second violation led to getting stabbed.

Is Martains Vs. Goblins the Creepiest Music Video You’re Ever Seen?

Tyler the Creator is a weird fucking dude. Part of his appeal is that he’s comes off literally insane, eating cockroaches and shit. It seems he’s rubbing off on The Game a little bit. I’m pretty sure Game is rapping in a room with shit on the walls. Actual human shit. Weirdest part of my day so far was this video. Great song, tho Hopsin might be a little mad Game is stealing his contact idea. But is this the most fucked music video you’ve seen? Or is there something out there already I don’t know about. Let me know.