Fuck carrottop. New Ginger of the Universe goes to this fuckin kid. Spokesperson for all you sorry gingers out there, we now know that you do have souls.


Somebody needs a little more practice with their scooter

This is brilliant. Some dude driving along with a camera, minding his own business, when he happens to catch a person crashing something a 12 year old can drive. Hey buddy why don’t you take that thing around the parking lot a few more times before you start destroying cones on the highway. And of course its an asian person eating shit while attempting to operate a motor vehicle. For the love of god please stick to public transportation. But the music makes the video. Brings back memories of being a little kid and straight running shit with Mario on SuperNintendo. Straight thuggin.

Saratoga Just Breeds Talent

Ripped Jeans… Check

Short sleeve white button down with graphics on back… Check

Original New Balance Trainers… Check

Swag for days… Check

I was always jealous of Saratoga kids, they’re just the complete package. I mean what doesn’t this Dancin’ Danny have going for him right now? Breaking it down like the rest of upstate scrubs can only dream about while the rest of the school is circled around drooling. Just killing to MJ in the courtyard. This is why everyone else needs to get on Toga’s level, they’ve been doing it right and they’ve been doing it right for years. The two chicks at the end are trying to get all up in him but the show just doesn’t stop. Kid just pushing on and doesn’t miss a fucking beat. I mean this kid is probably my age and hes years ahead of where ill ever be with these moves. Best performance Upstate has seen in years… Encore! Can’t wait for SpringFest ’12!

PS- Second place goes to the girl in the white shirt at 3:55 … It’s the new Bernie.


Goober bro trying to get his shot at the title!

This bro behind the camera is just trying to get a solid shot of this dime piece, who is basically begging people to video tape her, because she’s a… sloot (slut) . I give the dude props, but he probably could’ve been more discreet, seriously bro, they have hidden cameras and shit, you could’ve executed your whole shot with no interruption. Then everyone goes apeshit on you and you start calling them goobers? What the fuck bro, goober? couldn’t think of anything better? Aside from that these people are complete cockblocks, dirty filthy cockblocks. Like c’mon, this is what he does for a living, this is his Super Bowl, this is him as Eli Manning breaking free and somehow completing the shit to David Tyree but now you don’t let him close the drive out? This is his Rocky moment, running up the steps and these people get in the way of the still shot fist pump.

Fuck, I feel for this guy, what a damper on the day he deserved a reshoot, another shot at the title. Also, check out this dude in the bike suit. Is he some kinda dumbass? Maybe he just doesn’t respect a quality man moment taping hot chicks, maybe he’s in to dudes..yeah that’s probably it. Somebody get Lance Armstrong a fuckin’ beer, his steroids are starting to piss him off, his tights are sticking up his mangina. Go back to France Lance, this guy just wants to see some ass. This is America, this bro needs justice.