For All You Nature Buffs Out There

 

So, I’m not sure if I should be more scared to see this guy or a Huge bear next time I find myself pissing in the woods..neat huh.

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You Think You’re A Bro? Check This Guy Out.

(CBS/AP) PORT RICHEY, Fla. – Police say a Tampa Bay area man ordered a beer at a bar, left to rob a bank nearby, and then came back to finish his beer.

Fifty-two-year-old John Robin Whittle was arrested at the Hayloft Bar on Thursday afternoon, according to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies say he’s the man who robbed a Wells-Fargo bank branch earlier after he had stopped at the bar for a refreshment.

A bartender at the establishment said Whittle ordered a beer, disappeared for about 30 minutes and then returned to his beer. Police say they arrested him at the bear about 10 minutes after he left the crime scene at the bank.

Whittle remains in jail on a $10,000 bond.

For some reason, this guys face is the exact picture that popped in to my head when I came across this story, and bang, there it is. He’s the dude that you’re crazy divorced Aunt brings to a family party to make it look like she has a boyfriend, the type that looks clean at first but once you get him a drink he turns in to Jack Nicholson in The Shining and goes ape shit on your grandma.

Honestly though, is there not a more swag way of goin’ out? You start drinking, decide to a bank and immediately have to go back and finish off the warm Labbatt Blue with Trudy the 60 year old stripper. Gotta say it, this guy is an absolute warrior, he will always be a thug, and he will spread his white trash ways throughout his county.

Merry Fuckin’ Christmas John Robin Whittle, we’re working on your bail up here in the Upstate man.

VS.

Shave the beard and it’s pretty close…

Pick Up Basketball Game Leads To Violent Scissor Attack

“NEW YORK –  A 15-year-old boy was repeatedly stabbed in the head by a seething, scissor-wielding classmate Tuesday over a basketball game at a New York high school, authorities and witnesses said.

The victim, Alfredo Allen — who attends the HS for Service & Learning at the former Erasmus High School site — was in critical condition and undergoing emergency surgery, officials said.

“When he fell, I saw the blood all over the floor. I thought he was dead,” said shaken witness Kimberly Davis, 15.

Allen’s crazed attacker, Chevoy Nelson — a 16-year-old student at The HS for Youth and Community Development, which is also housed on the site — plunged the sharp cutting tool into his skull and neck between four and seven times around 12:30pm as shocked students looked on in horror, school officials and witnesses said.

Allen was rushed to Kings County Hospital while Nelson was arrested, police said. Charges are pending.

A fight had broken out as the two teens were shooting hoops during lunchtime in a gym shared by the separate high schools, students said.

The attacker allegedly shoved the victim, and the victim retaliated by punching him in the face, student witnesses told the New York Post.

The attacker walked off the court but returned moments later — allegedly with a weapon.

“He disappeared and came back with scissors,” said Maurice Warner, 16.”

 

So, we found Gilbert Arenas’ old high school I guess.

First off, who the fuck allows kids from the HS for Service and Learning and the HS for Youth and Community Development to be near each other at all? You’re begging these kids to go ape shit on each other…one school they learn how to service vending machines for a living and the other you learn how to run a shitty Boys and Girls club.

Talk about bystander effect…tryin’ to tell me that none of those kids from those schools weren’t packin’ some heat? Callin’ bullshit..some one out there had to have had some way to fuckin stop the kid.

“When he fell, I saw the blood all over the floor. I thought he was dead,” Huh..you thought he was dead? No shit…

Deepest sympathy from the Upstate crew to the victim..

PS- We didn’t know that a 3 second violation led to getting stabbed.

Dude Just Needed Some Latkes And A New Menorah

NJJN Bureau Chief/Middlesex

December 7, 2011

The 52-year-old New Brunswick man arrested in a window-smashing spree at Jewish businesses and institutions in Highland Park and New Brunswick is himself Jewish.

Local Jewish leaders who knew him describe Richard Green of Bayard Street as a “troubled and mentally ill” person known to staff and students on or near the Rutgers University campus.

Green was charged with numerous counts of bias intimidation and criminal mischief by Highland Park, New Brunswick, and Rutgers University police departments resulting from the incidents, which took place Nov. 27-30.

News of the shattered windows was reported nationally, where it was referred to in some publications and blogs as “Kristallnacht in New Jersey.”

Shalom, asshole. He’s probably just pissed that he can’t celebrate Christmas and wanted to just tear up anything Jewish. Notice how it has to be pointed out that this man is “jewish himself”, like what does that mean? were we supposed to think he was a Christian or some crazy atheist that trips on Acid 8 days a week…It’s a very large emphasis that this man is Jewish, tryin’ to say somethin’ about the religion?

You know who’s jewish…

Steven Spielberg..Adam Sandler…Golda Mabovich (obviously)…and Harrison Ford’s a quarter jewish not too shabby.

and you know who’s not Jewish…

JERRY SANDUSKY…enough said there.

I’d like to see how he used biased intimidation to get charged for biased intimidation…what the fuck does that even mean? Some kinda dumbass.

PS- not hating on any religion here folks, just livin’ the dream.

Happy Hanukkah

Hell Week For Tebow

Tim Tebow has been brought down by Tom Brady with his Stetson cologne and shitty Movado watches, along with asshole of the year nominee Chad Ochocinco. There really wasn’t much Tebow could do though…he may be jesus and all, but when you have all those things against you, sometimes something’s gotta give. Don’t worry I’m 150% positive that his postgame prayer will be enough to propel his squad in to the playoffs. Look for them to win out.

He really just wanted to let someone else to win for a change ya know… He is still jesus, and he always will be..at least he’s not Jerry Sandusky…

TEBOW 3:16

I still believe.