So this occupy garbage has been going on for quite sometime now. It really just needs to fucking stop. But this shit in Albany seriously needs to stop. Now its becoming a federal court case… god almighty. That guy is definitely not a lawyer… its some schmuck from occupy albany dressed up like a 1%’er… you cant fool me! If they were smart, they would join the big rigs in occupy wall street and form some monster force than would still only have a 99% chance of still not working. All these groups have their own little circle jerks all over the US. I don’t know why they don’t just all meet up and do one massive thing and do what ever the hell they do in one spot. Then I might have some respect for them, not really, but all these shitty little occupy things are so fucking annoying. Send them to Kentucky.
Anyways, I hope more people get pepper sprayed in Albany tonight, no pain no gain.
Movie 1: Andy is one of the main characters.
“A local sports talk radio show host apologized on the air Wednesday for anti-gay remarks he made while discussing women’s professional basketball.
Bruce Jacobs of WTMM (104.5 FM) called two WNBA teams the “Los Angeles Lesbians” and the “Phoenix Dyke-ury” during Tuesday’s broadcast. The teams are actually named the Los Angeles Sparks and Phoenix Mercury.
“My comments yesterday were ridiculous, stupid and amateurish,” Jacobs said Wednesday during a 10-minute apology. “I apologize for even uttering the comments, whether you heard them or not, whether you were offended or not.”
A Facebook page created to “Get ESPN Radio’s Bruce Jacobs OFF of the Air for Gay Slurs” had received more than 50 likes by Wednesday night.
Jacobs said in a phone interview he didn’t think he should be fired.” (TU)
“My names Bruce.” “Hiiiiiii Bruce”
Congrats man, you made a joke about something everyone and their grandma can make a joke about. WNBA jokes are like making jewish or black people jokes. There’s so many out there and anyone can make them. Wait……… Dyke-ury? That is what you came up with to replace Mercury? Your kidding me right… taking back what I said before about everyone and their grandma can make a WNBA joke… that was fucking horrendus! Holy shit… thats like missing a wide open lay-up (better WNBA joke) Bruce my friend… do less, do less!
My biggest problem with this is why they hell are you talking about the WNBA… You have a SPORTS talk radio show and you are filling it up with non-sports let alone shitty non-sports jokes. Listen, Im not here to tell you how to do your job or get listeners or anything… but you might have a better career talking about some NFL, maybe the NBA coming up, College Basketball? Ya know something that people would care to listen to. So you should be very sorry… just for a different reason.
Give credit where credit is due. I tried so hard to rip this apart and say it ain’t true… but at the end of the day, pretty damn good girl. A solid follow up to Shit Girls Say. I kinda think by the end she enjoyed being a dude. Like the whole ball itch followed with a nice big loogy just looked so natural. No doubt in my mind she wants to be a dude after making this… who wouldn’t? Two things she’s completely fucked up though…
1. If the hat and shirt are supposed to add to the whole dude thing… do something better than blue wind pants please. Thats such a slap in the face its not even funny, clashing so hard with the Pats blue. Is it too much to ask to throw some jeans on like a ‘shit guys say’ guy would.
2. No dude bring a book into the bathroom and reads for two hours. Its called ‘Words With Friends’ or Fruit Ninja or any other game app. Definitely taking off points there. Sorry, gotta pay attention to detail.
PS- so bug-eyed for this turkey sandwich
Yep. Your read that right. I’m giving away a giftcard to the Movies. In the season of giving, this is the absolute climax of giving. How do you enter this contest? It’s so simple there no excuse not to. Heres the list of things you need to do to enter…
1. Read the question below and email your answer along with your name to email@example.com.
Yep, no discrimination here. Anyone from the President of the US to our most loyal commenter Mz. Bambi to some schmuck in India can be a winner. You can guess once per day per email address. No strings attached folks. If multiple people get it right,
Ill pick the hottest girl well have a random drawing. Winner will be announced New Year’s Day.
Here’s the kicker though… The more people who come to the site and enter the contest, the bigger the gift card amount we can give away. So tell everyone you meet during the holidays where ever the hell you are to check it out (posting to Facebook and Twitter won’t hurt either………. or just make it your homepage).
Because its a movie gift card…
K. What are Mr. Shirts (me) two favorite movies?
Done. Send your answers, one per day, to firstname.lastname@example.org. Easy as that. If people suck at guessing good movies ill give clues, so check back frequently for clues.
Happy Holidays People. To: You, From: Me
It’s about time, I cashed this shit out in February. I’m pretty sure I (along with my cronies) put CentSports out of business single handedly once I took my dime and turned it into $120. Jimmy The Greek Who? I don’t know if i’m gonna even bother cashing this, just frame it and hang it above my bed. Anyways, if you’re into sports betting and don’t have money but want money check out Free Sports Bet.
Never thought this day would come, what a great day it is though!
PS- maybe Randy got let go from another job, because Randy don’t write checks… Straight Cash Homie!
“NEW YORK (AP) — A woman burned to death in the elevator of her Brooklyn apartment building Saturday afternoon after a man ambushed her, sprayed her with liquid and set her afire with a Molotov cocktail, police said.
The unidentified man was waiting for Doris Gillespie, 64, when the elevator doors opened to her floor of the Crown Heights building. The man sprayed her with an accelerant and set her on fire, New York City police spokesman Paul Browne said.
“It was apparent he knew she was on the elevator,” he said.
A man turned himself into police Sunday who is being questioned in the horrific incident. Police say the 47-year-old man went into a police precinct a couple of miles from where the attack happened in Brooklyn and said he had started a fire. (TU)”
Wow, you think your day sucked? Why don’t you walk in Dorris’s shoes… well you can’t anyways because she’s dead now. But just think about it. You’re coming home from a grueling day in the city with 12 bags of groceries and the elevator door opens and you find some freak spraying and soaking you down with accelerant and then proceeding to light you on fire. Then taking a Molotov cocktail to your grill as icing on the cake. Yeah, thats pretty much as bad as it gets right there. Boom. Dead. No respawn, no one life remaining, nothing… Just Done! Just burning to death in an elevator. Thats the ultimate shitty day right there and you don’t even get to wake up the next morning and shake it off.
Also, this has to be the worst way to die ever right? Just all terrifying circumstances wrapped into one. This is a horror movie on steroids folks. So next time you think you have had the #WORSTDAYEVER… nope not even close.
Update: So I guess this little old lady owed this schmuck $2,000. Don’t know how he thought lighting her on fire is going to get him his money. Guess thats why he looks like this.
Don’t even give this dude a trial. Sit his ass in the 8am electric chair slot.