No Way This Happened In Clifton Park

“CLIFTON PARK — A Fulton County man stabbed another man in his stomach Saturday night during an argument outside a rock concert at Northern Lights, State Police said.

Daniel P. Taylor was arrested shortly after police received a call at 9:15 p.m. for a fight outside the live music venue.

Taylor, 28, of Caroga Lake and a 40-year-old Schenectady man were arguing in the Northern Lights parking lot and began fighting, police said. Taylor then allegedly stabbed the victim in the abdomen.

Police first found the victim at a Cumberland Farms near Northern Lights and found Taylor nearby as well.” (Times Union)

Yeah I know I’m kinda late to the dance on this one… just too good to pass up. I’m not gonna even try to make fun of this guy, he just sent Clifton Park’s street cred through the roof with this shit. I’m not entirely sure I believe this story, did the TU just make this up as some kind of joke? This is the most violent thing to happen in Clifton Park since god knows when. Can’t believe Cumbys made a cameo in this story, picture and everything. Wow, this is when you know you’ve made it big time. Just stabbings that Albany Schenectady and Troy could only dream about. All I can say is thank you Daniel, you’ve made us proud residents.

PS- if you google image “daniel taylor” the one related search is “taylor lautner.” are they the same person… or is this just some funny werewolf joke? fucking google.

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