I Guess They Let Anyone Into Wal-Mart These Days…

“EAST GREENBUSH — Police are working to identify a white male who is accused of forcibly touching a female shopper in Wal-Mart.

The man trailed the woman into a part of the store on Troy Road and initiated physical contact at about 7:30 a.m. Thursday, police said. He then followed the unsuspecting woman and committed the act again, more aggressively, which caused the woman to flee, police said.

East Greenbush police are trying to locate the suspect, who was caught on surveillance tape. He is described as 25-to 35-years-old and about six feet tall. At the time of the incident, the man was wearing a dark sweatshirt with lettering and a hood, baggy gray sweat pants and dark shoes. He is believed to be driving a dark-colored Ford or Chevy extended cab pickup truck with a yellow snow plow, police said.”

Wow, total class act on our hands here. Totally overdressed to be walking around Wal-Mart in his black tricked out sweatshirt and baggy gray pants with hiking boots. And he drives a Ford/Chevy with  the snowplow attachment?? This is exactly why you can’t judge a book by its cover folks. No way do I think this dude is out for a quick grope sesh at 7 am. NO FUCKIN WAY! Can’t really make out what the cool blue decal is  on his sweatshirt, but it doesn’t look like some dude who is trying to get his plums off at 7 am in Wal-Mart. I would have totally been caught off guard if he approached me. Call me crazy, but I would have expected a lot more from this kind of guy!

If you see him, you know who to call… 1-800-REALITY. 


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