Its Official : Tim Tebow is the new Bruce Almighty

WHAT A BRO. He does it again. Honestly…this guy has some kind of voodoo relationship with god. He claims hes a virgin(definitely not true), he has the freshest kneel in the endzone, attributes everything he does to god, and has bible readings on his shit every game. If thats not the son of god, then I have no idea what is.

On the other hand, we all know this guy is railing out any sloot in any city he travels to, you can tell hes used to it, the way hes been coming from behind in these games, he’s doin’ the same shit in the bedroom, start off a little slow, and just absolutely pound it out in the last 5 minutes and take it in to overtime.

If you haven’t jumped on the Tebow bandwagon, then you need to take a lap.

TEBOW 3:16

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