Jennifer Aniston beat every single famous lady (past and present) out there in a recent MensHealth.com poll, which anointed her the Hottest Woman of All Time.
At the very top of the list of 100 ladies, the 42-year-old Horrible Bosses star bested Raquel Welch (#2), Marilyn Monroe (#3), Britney Spears (#4) and Madonna (#5). Angelina Jolie — love to Aniston’s ex-husband Brad Pitt — landed at number 10.
I’m not even going to make fun of this result because there was clearly a huge mix up with the voting. I’m not saying I wouldn’t fuck Jennifer Aniston as hard as the next guy, I’m simply stating that voting John Mayer’s used slampiece (with minimal chesticles) the HOTTEST WOMAN OF ALL TIME, clearly has to be the biggest mixup since mildly-retarted GWB was voted president a second time. And Raquel Welch comes in at #2?? Who the fuck is that? Whoever allowed this list to be published should be water boarded and hung by their balls. And really Madonna at number 5? She’s never been hot in her life. I mean maybe if your hammered and she starts singing you would give it to her. But as soon as the lights come on, you make like LeBron and get the fuck out of there.
inaugural post by TheGodfather at 3:40am 12/10/11