BREAKING NEWS: Tim Tebow Injured during playoff game.

This is a Something Like Upstate breaking news update. Our Lord and Savior, also known as Tim Tebow, the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos  had to play through a very serious injury during last weeks playoff loss against the New England Patriots. It is now confirmed that he had to play while being paralyzed from the neck down after a second quarter hit. It is just a miracle that he is walking now let alone playing football, but this certainly explains his poor performance. Doctors are still baffled about Tebow’s quick recovery and toughness, but in my opinion i’m frankly disappointed that he let the injury affect his performance to such an extent. Come on Man!

HBO’s 24/7 is the Best Sports Show on TV

For those of you who don’t have HBO or don’t know what this show is about, HBO basically follows the 2 teams competing in the winter classic around for a few weeks leading up to the game, showing players on and off the ice. This sounds like a decent idea, but HBO makes it outstanding. The amount of shit-talking that goes on in hockey is nuts. I love it. You’ve got the teams yelling at each other from their benches, players cursing each other out on the ice after the whistle, and the coach of the Flyers telling Steve Ott (member of the Dallas Stars) “go fuck yourself”. It doesn’t get much better than this. I thought I was an expert in swearing. I just got taken back to school by these NHL players. They know every insult in the book, and sometimes they just make shit up. Because fuck you their foreign that’s why.

We need to expand this to other sports. I would love to hear all the crazy shit Ray Lewis says to the opposing teams, or hear what Kevin Garnett is saying while his hand is around Bill Walker’s throat. Lets make this happen.

Occupy Albany Needs To Stop

 

So this occupy garbage has been going on for quite sometime now. It really just needs to fucking stop. But this shit in Albany seriously needs to stop. Now its becoming a federal court case… god almighty. That guy is definitely not a lawyer… its some schmuck from occupy albany dressed up like a 1%’er… you cant fool me! If they were smart, they would join the big rigs in occupy wall street and form some monster force than would still only have a 99% chance of still not working. All these groups have their own little circle jerks all over the US. I don’t know why they don’t just all meet up and do one massive thing and do what ever the hell they do in one spot. Then I might have some respect for them, not really, but all these shitty little occupy things are so fucking annoying. Send them to Kentucky.

Anyways, I hope more people get pepper sprayed in Albany tonight, no pain no gain.

Is the Truest Thing You’ve Heard All Day?

I get so sick of people telling me that they have a friend of the opposite gender, who they think is attractive, that they have no interest in banging. I don’t care if you don’t have a shot at doing her, but at least admit that you want to (ahem mr. shirts). Also girls are always saying that they’re “friends” have no interest in them. Ok maybe thats true, and maybe Sandusky is innocent. Give me a fucking break.

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